Friday, July 15, 2016

Today In Classified Ads

Drivers Wanted!

Commercial truckers are needed for a big event next wk. in Cleveland, OH. Drivers w/ pedestrian-flattening records &/or bad brakes may earn themselves big bonuses!!

Please contact us immediately if you'd like to strike a blow for freedom, justice & the American way.

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