Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Today In Chumps

Are you a consumer? Do you still buy stuff? If so, why?
U.S.$249.99 of useless plastic shit, from Macy's.
It's all bullshit if it doesn't actually kill you:
Fitbit Trackers Are 'Highly Inaccurate,' Study Finds
Honestly, the way you suckers are breeding there's one born every ten seconds now, & s/he is surviving to adulthood. Not good!

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