No one can save this benighted nation from itself, cretinous dupe.This Man Can Save Us From Trump—and Clinton
Gettin' a little tingle up your leg there? Two words: Eisen. Hower.He’s retired Marine General James Mattis. He’s an extraordinary American. Yes, it’s a longshot. But he is exactly what we need.
Alright, more words:
No damn idea* who typist/apparent cult member John Noonan is (beyond another probably Irish loser) or what his agenda may be (Possible clue: "The presumptive Democratic nominee is a hair away from federal indictment." Keep dreaming, doofus.) but what the fuck-tuck-tucking hell?So who better than retired Marine General James Mattis?
Mattis is a battle hardened warrior, renowned for his humble leadership style and aggressive pursuit of America’s enemies. Nicknamed the “Warrior Monk,” Mattis is something of a cult figure in the Marines. One such tale had the general relieving a young Marine captain of sentry duty on Christmas Day, taking up the post himself so the young officer could be with his family. He’s known for his excellence in both the arts of combat and diplomacy alike. Mattis led the First Marine Division in an aggressive thrust into the Euphrates River Valley in 2003, but also skillfully managed the kaleidoscope of conflicting diplomatic relationships as Commander of U.S. Central Command.
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He neuters both party frontrunners’ perceived strengths. Trump’s faux-tough guy act would crumble when met with an actual warrior, and Hillary Clinton’s foreign policy chops would seem like an 100-level International Relations course next to Mattis’s experience and expertise.
*John Noonan is former National Security Advisor to Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney. Hah! Absolutely correct about the loser part.
I rate for Birdie Sanders.
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Electoral Editor:
ReplyDeleteThis reporter has to vote Dem or Green (or A.I.P.: "No North, No South, No East, No West - One Great Nation, Heaven Blessed!"). And the Greens seem to have chosen already. So it's B.S. all the way.
ReplyDeleteAny culture celebrating its "warriors" is drinking water from fucking lead pipes. And fuck drone pilot "heroes."
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Disturbed & Disgusted Editor:
ReplyDeleteThe sudden "warrior" worship/fetishism following our military adventurism post-9/11/01 is another indicator the United Snakes has become an empire. Far as heroes, next move is slapping Medals of Honor on the top scorers in first-person shooter games, I s'pose.