In Which We 'Phone It In, Breathe Heavily & Hang Up
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The English tabloids lost their collective minds over the weekend after the Telegraph published a report based on Hitler’s Last Day, Emma Craigie and Jonathan Mayo’s minute-by-minute account of events as they transpired on April 30, 1945.
According to Craigie and Mayo, “Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis.”
Funny, I thought this had been settled some decades ago. "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" was common currency among this reporter's peers in the early 1960s.[SEK]
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