Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Truth In Packaging

Count 'em!
Kroger® means "about". (Makes me wonder if I need a scale.)

1 comment:

  1. Kroger® is all ABOUT Freshness and Flavor!*

    *In that we offer a vague, unquantifiable approximation of those qualities without getting bogged down in legally actionable specifics.

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