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| Piss Christ, Andres Serrano, 1987. |
12:30 p.m.
Republican presidential contender Donald Trump is looking to close the deal with Iowa's evangelical Christian voters on the last day before they caucus.
Trump attended services at the First Christian Orchard Campus, a nondenominational church in Council Bluffs.
He, his wife, Melania, and two staffers took communion when it was passed. But Trump, momentarily confused, mistook the silver plates circulated around the auditorium and dug several bills out of his pocket.
"I thought it was for offering," he said with a laugh to his staff.
He contributed several minutes later when the offering plates were passed.
As Trump was leaving, one of the church pastors put his hand on Trump's shoulder and offered a prayer, "That Jesus would guide his decisions and that only Christ could guide his decisions," the pastor later said.
Trump gladly accepted, bowing his head.
"Thank you, I need that," he said.
I'm sure his utter ignorance of the
perverse cannibalistic rituals in which these rubes engage won't hurt his standing w/ them in the least.
The money grubbers took over the temple millennia ago.
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