We need a revolution in traffic around here; I figure enough I.E.D. attacks at local intersections should thin out the fucking commuters & get things moving again, but it will not be inexpensive.
Fortunately, pressure cookers are much more reasonable.
Now I just have to figure out how many quarts I can fill w/ eight lbs. of
powderturkey.
(Actually, having searched gunpowder & pressure cookers w/in mins. of each other I probably needn't make this sort of semi-veiled threat to invoke the wrath of the pissy-pants cowards of the National Security Apparatus. Or are they only watching all the drones on
AOLFacebook & "social" media now?)
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