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Friday, September 11, 2015

I PISS ON YOUR ... Luggage?

Not the pee 'plane.
Nervous flier?
Numerous airline employees and passengers told police that Rubin had been sleeping for the majority of the flight. About 30 minutes before landing, “he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him,” the report states.

At some point, Rubin lost his balance and he fell backwards and “urinate(d) upwards which got the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passengers’ personal belongings,” the report states.
Assholes in front of him probably woke him up.
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2 comments:

  1. BadTux11 September, 2015 21:32

    I've been on plenty of shitty flights before. But this is the first *pissy* one I've ever heard of....

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©12 September, 2015 15:01

    Next thing, the airline will be charging extra for the service.
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