Friday, July 10, 2015

Fabric Of Reality Beginning To Fray

Cosmologists attribute the breakdown in the space-time continuum to a negatively-charged wave of ennui, fueled by macro-bursts of drooling repetitive cretinism & denial originating in the southern, eastern & fly-over portions of these United Snakes, which recently collided w/ the black hole of high-pressure boredom that's been rotating over the Koreatown-adjacent sector of Los Angeles for six+ yrs. Conditions are expected to worsen exponentially between now & Nov. 2016.

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