Monday, December 1, 2014

Shoot Me Now, Please!

The very concept (let alone the actuality) of arena pseudo-rocker Bruce Springsteen fronting U2 on the Disney Sports Channel's pre-Monday Night Football festivities is too culturally fraught to get anywhere near.

For those somehow oblivious to the evident horror, let me repeat myself: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, backed by arena pseudo-rockers U-FUCKING-2, is performing on the Disney Sports Channel's two-hr. pre-Monday Night Football shitpile of tiresome sports clichés. How much longer can this culture circle the drain?

2 comments:

  1. How much longer can this culture circle the drain?

    Until we run out of water.

    Don't worry, we're working on it.

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  2. How much longer can this culture circle the drain?

    Until Al Michaels gets another "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!" moment...or dies trying. (We can only hope.)

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