Thursday, October 16, 2014

WANTED: Harder-Working Disease. Apply W/in.

Why can't nature get a serious airborne killer going? Plague, Spanish influenza, SuperClap, something, whatever. Is Ebola the best the planet has in its own defense?

Not running a fever here, just suffering terminally acute boredom. A black plague on all the gum-flapping morons in America's House of Representatives. (All too representative, aren't they?) Seal the borders! Stop all flights (from Texas)!! Quiver in fear!!!

2 comments:

  1. We're working on it...

    Your friendly neighborhood secret government bio-weapons lab.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Plague Editor:
    Damnit, the gov't.'s useless! Is there no private sector investment in interesting diseases?

    ReplyDelete

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