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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Crazy, Stupid, Armed & Dangerous

From our "They Live Among You" Files, one of Sullivan's fans draws back the Curtain of Lunacy & reveals
what Roman Catholics really believe:
At this point, I need to explain exactly how conservative this man is. He carries a concealed weapon at all times (not that uncommon in Texas), BUT – he told us that he even carries it to church, because he wants to be ready if ISIS invades through the southern border and attacks our church, which he reasons would be an obvious target (FYI, we are hundreds of miles from the border). He is 100% serious about this. That should give you an idea of where this man is coming from.
Wherever the hell Mr. How-Conservative-Am-I? is "coming from," he should be going directly to a mental ward,
not attending a Roman Catholic church (An entire lunatic asylum in itself, but more enabling than therapeutic.)
while strapped.
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1 comment:

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard22 October, 2014 13:03

    That whole "turn the other cheek" thing is from the part of the Bible that they can ignore.

    Smitey Smitey Rightie Whitey!

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