Urban Camping Editor: I'd be very surprised to find a public bench anywhere here that didn't have those. Also: "S"-shaped benches you can't stretch out on.
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Man, if I was still getting laid I think I'd quit anyway...
ReplyDeleteI especially like the little spacer thing that keeps people from laying on the bench.
ReplyDeleteUrban Camping Editor:
ReplyDeleteI'd be very surprised to find a public bench anywhere here that didn't have those. Also: "S"-shaped benches you can't stretch out on.
Laying & Hatching Editor:
ReplyDeleteSomeone's not trying hard enough.