Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson (R) told the Austin American Stateman that Gov. Rick Perry's (R) decision, based on back pain, to stop wearing cowboy boots was just a "feeble excuse."
Said Patterson: "Tell Rick that boots can be purchased with normal heels. I lament the fact that our governor could now pass for a West Coast metrosexual and has embarrassed us all with his sartorial change of direction."
Two words, cowpoke:
Brokeback Mountain.
Little Ricky does like to play dress-up, doesn't he?
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