Thursday, April 3, 2014

Yo, C.B.S.!

If you See Bee Ess advertising pimps & hos are looking for a cranky asshole to replace Letterman, I'm right here. Still got the edge (& will cut you therew/, corporate bee-otch.)

Call my people, but hurry: Getting crankier by the sec.

P.S.: Will work for scale, & at scale I'm worth every fucking penny.

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