Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Genius Switch In ON Position

Scanning an ancient LG&M thread (about the ancient & medieval Ross Douthat) I noted "the problem of inheritance."

You know all too well we're solution-oriented here, allow me to solve this.

"Death tax" 'em to death (For once, figure of speech: We'll let 'em go under their own power.) enough to finance a free, quality education for all their (hideous mutant) spawn & then, upon graduation from university, trade school or whatever, the hideous mutants will all start The Game of Life on an equal footing, w/ a new suit, a bus ticket to the destination of their choice & US $50.00, if you follow my drift. No more problem, & everyone gets a fair shake for the first time in human history.

Ground-breaking, brilliant even, even if I do say so myself.

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