O.K., the new yr. is five+ days old, & there has been an entire wknd. since New Yr.'s Day. No further excuses, unless you want Anti-Santa (now on his way from the South Pole) dropping down your chimneys to ignite trees that are still up.
If you're still murdering the planet w/ your stupid & vulgar Xmas lights the un-reined deer will be doing dough-nuts on your suburban lawns while Anti-Santa shorts any Xmas lights still on display. And all this electric activity will, we hope, result in tragedy. At a minimum.
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| Anti-Santa is very ecumenical. |
Homelessness & higher insurance premiums aren't too great a punishment for leaving that crap up.
If you're still murdering the planet w/ your stupid & vulgar Xmas lights the un-reined deer will be doing dough-nuts on your suburban lawns while Anti-Santa shorts any Xmas lights still on display. And all this electric activity will, we hope, result in tragedy. At a minimum.
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