Today In Pin-Dicked Loserdom

Are there no more laws against intimidation? Isn't arriving at a mall restaurant & brandishing a firearm while waiting for someone to come out considered legal assault, if not battery, even in Texas? (Fuckin'-A right we're an att'y., & we declare yes! Read it & shove it:

Sec. 22.01. ASSAULT. (a) A person commits an offense if the person:

(2)  intentionally or knowingly threatens another with imminent bodily injury, including the person's spouse ...)

Nonetheless (our emphases)

According to a spokeswoman for Moms Demand Action (MDA), the moms were inside the Blue Mesa Grill when members of Open Carry Texas (OCT) — an open carry advocacy group — “pull[ed] up in the parking lot and start[ed] getting guns out of their trunks.” The group then waited in the parking lot for the four MDA members to come out. The spokeswoman said that the restaurant manager did not want to call 911, for fear of “inciting a riot” and waited for the gun advocates to leave. The group moved to a nearby Hooters after approximately two hours.

Hooters, fer crissake. Say no more. (What do these creeps have against women? Didn't they have mothers?)

MDA later released a statement calling OCT “gun bullies” who “disagree[d] with our goal of changing America’s gun laws and policies to protect our children and families.” The statement added that the members and restaurant customers were “terrified by what appeared to be an armed ambush.” A member of OCT responded by tweeting, “I guess I’m a #gunbullies #Comeandtakeit.”

These scared-limp white boys (And these women, apparently suffering from penis envy. What in hell? Ladies, the Freudian thing is sooo over.) will have to shoot a few people, mothers or others, before they actually scare anyone. In the meantime, we beg them to lay siege to a few more chain restaurants in malls, because they all look so good doing that.

Shee-yit, y'all look like bitch-ass poseurs from any angle.
And four women having lunch at a mall are a "rally?"
Fuck you, "don't trust anything you see from anti-gun pages."

How 'bout from this angle? We're like totally in favor, man, of whatever is desired by people so pathetic they can't afford baby-sitters & therefore must bring their ugly stupid spawn w/ them to all sorts of age- (& otherwise) inappropriate events. Aren't you? You're not some sort of elitest are ya?

Guy on the right is the absolute distillation of
what's wrong w/ these United Snakes.