According to a survey of social media users’ confectionery preferences, people love Skittles more than any other candy. People also overwhelmingly hate candy corn, though Snickers was the most maligned candy of the bunch.You may have heard the expression (if you're reading this — or if you are an American — you are almost certain to have heard it) "all your taste is in your mouth." So what in hell do you do w/ an entire nation that doesn't even have taste in their fat yapping pieholes?
If he had any teef left your editor would be scarfing candy corn (Love it for the texture if nothing else, losers!!) as if there were no tomorrow. (NB: Tomorrow not guaranteed to happen. Act accordingly.)
And Snickers®? Snickers®, our favorite year-round confectionary treat? Most maligned? How many ways can we say fuck you, Skittle®-chomping cretins? Bite into a fucking lemon, sour bastards.
Obligatory musical number.
My favorites are 3 Musketeers® and Mounds®.
ReplyDeleteOthers may disagree.
"Sweet" Editor:
ReplyDeleteEff 'em then.
I'll go along w/ those two too. As long as there are no nuts.