Please Please Please Please!

Short of a flesh-eating bug that kills & then consumes the corpses it has just made*, devastation of the global economy is what we'd most like to see. If that flesh-eating miracle virus/bacterium does show, here are 13 ancient white male cretins on whom to start.

Despite repeated warnings from experts and Democrats that a breach of the debt ceiling could have potentially catastrophic economic consequences, the right is increasingly coming to believe that debt ceiling alarmism is little more than “scare-mongering” on the part of the White House and its allies, and that the U.S. could blow through the Oct. 17 deadline with only minor inconvenience. They’re wrong on both counts — but if the debt ceiling isn’t raised, and the U.S. does default, Republicans being proven incorrect will be little consolation to a likely devastated global economy.

Bring it the fuck on, so we may console ourselves by having the 13 idiots above shot at dawn for treason!!

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*See, we're always thinking: Can't have 7 billion+ bodies littering the streets & spreading disease & stench. (Wait, that's hardly different from what's happening now, beyond the living dead of contemporary America moving more & smelling worse than the dead dead. Still hard to be certain of the difference, however.)