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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

We Condemn More People To Pits In Hell

Gawd damn HP to hell. Look at this shit. It auto-completed "broken hinge hp j6480" as soon as we typed "broken hinge HP."
IS IT ANY FUCKING WONDER WE ARE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF ENRAGED MADNESS?? 1,820 results? Sweet Blood of Jesus, Mother Mary, condemn every last HP Printer Division employee, current & former, to a pit in hell where they will be dipped in cheap yet melty-hot plastic & then snapped in half over & over & over & over & over again for all eternity. PLEASE!!

(Just once, somewhere, we'd like to see justice truly done. Just once.)
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2 comments:

  1. Weird Dave05 September, 2013 07:47

    Be glad you don't have an HP J5780

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  2. M. Bouffant05 September, 2013 17:09

    Search Editor:
    "Hinge" or "lid" seems to make a difference.

    About 183,000 results w/ "lid."

    Hoping at least one of them will provide some assistance.

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