Stealing Signs

Nope, not a baseball item. (Dodgers doing so well it might jinx them to mention it.) Like others, we're the type who'd steal a sign. A schmuck six wks. short of the big six-zero stealing traffic signs. Christ on a crutch. (Never grow up!!)

Fifth Amendment be damned, here's the incriminating evidence:

No chicken-butt middle-of-the-night job either; the middle of a Friday afternoon, at the busy corner of Wilshire & La Brea. Unbolted it from the barrier, stuffed it in a plastic bag which covered maybe half of it & rode the bus home. Must have been seen, if only by people at the bus stop. No one said a word.

Bolt, nut & washer. Had they been adequately tightened
we probably wouldn't have been able to help ourself.

Judging from the date it's fresh. Certainly looks shiny & new.

Crime may not pay, but you don't always get caught.