Wednesday, July 17, 2013

We Kid You Not

2. Claudia (Aubrey Peeples) says she knows a shortcut from Beverly Hills to Van Nuys.
LOLOLOL. There is no shortcut to anywhere, anymore, ever.
Once there were faster ways to get there, 'though not always literal shortcuts. But no more. Why, we mumbled into our oats-meal, we can remember when ...

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