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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

The Eye Of Moloch, The Anus Of Beck

Why doesn't Glenn Beck just rewrite the Unholy Bible? (Oh, Mormon. Been there, done that. Never fucking mind.)
The "Read An Excerpt" button not working, on the outside chance readers will want to read any of this, here you go.

Note the pathetic fantasy of the description (LEARN ENGLISH GRAMMAR, MORONS!!):
When a cabal of ruthless tyrants demands Americans give up everything they hold dear, an unlikely group of ordinary citizens makes their [sic] last stand to save the country they love.
News flash to fools: Hanging tea-bags from the brim of your hat &/or sporting a tricorne while holding up a misspelled & inaccurate/wrong/ignorant sign & whining you "want your country back" DOES NOT MAKE YOU THOMAS FUCKING JEFFERSON. None of you will be the Second Father of Your Country. (We'd all be better off if none of these fools were anyone's parents.)
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