News Flash

It would make us &, we imagine, a large number of others very happy if Anthony "The Weiner" Weiner would oh, maybe choke on a picture of his pecker that's been shoved down his throat by someone who is sick & tired of him & his blah blah yada yada*. Of course the proverbial bag o' salted dicks (Why do they have to be salted?) to eat/choke on would be an appropriate punishment for such a horrid crimesocial offense.

For fuck's sake, we have our very own freakin' web log, yet we've resisted every urge we've had to run pictures of our love muscle, clothed or nekkid, throbbing or not. We'll admit we've been thinking of running a few tasteful line drawings of the love hammer, but we'll have to see.

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*The next person who has done something awful (or, for that matter, done anything, period) & then stated that he or she wants to or has "put this behind us" should be taken out & have something put in their behind, by which we mean something large & spiky should be inserted in his/her rectum. And rotated.

Bonus from the Self-Administered Head-Candling Dep't.: Remembering the item just below, we're quite interested in torture as punishment recently. Wonder what brought that on. And how do we feel about that?