Monday, July 29, 2013
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Looks like somebody's decided on a California vacation.
ReplyDeleteDear Dept. of Investigations.
ReplyDeleteI'm the dog in the picture, and I can tell you you're focusing on the wrong suspect in this case. The man is headless, yes, but those two women are responsible. They stole his head moments before this photo was taken and are running away. He can't see them so he is unable to chase them. I would have helped, but there were SO many fire hydrants and I had to be home at five for supper.
Hope that clears everything up for you.
Sincerely
Brutus the Dog
Department Of Investigations is one of the oldest law-enforcement agencies in the country, formed in the 1870s following a scandal in which the corrupt William “Boss” Tweed and his unscrupulous cronies skimmed millions from the City coffers. The agency investigates and refers for prosecution City employees and contractors engaged in corrupt or fraudulent activities or unethical conduct. Investigations may involve any agency, officer, elected official or employee of the City, as well as those who do business with or receive benefits from the City.
ReplyDeleteSo much for dogs being man's best friend :)
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