Thursday, July 25, 2013

"Calves The Size Of Cantaloupes"

We assume 1967 though 1970, when he was dropping out of Podunk State Normal SchoolNorthwest Missouri State Teacher's College were the best time of Republican Congressional ignoramus from Iowa Steve King's doubtless dull & inane existence; he sho' nuff seems to be living in those halcyon days, because he thinks Yanks & Canucks are still buying Mexican reefer. Not since the mid-80s wethey haven't, doofus.
It's true in some cases, but they aren't all valedictorians. They weren't all brought in by their parents.

"For everyone [sic] who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds — and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert," King tells Newsmax.
BONUS: We help w/ confusing Kings. Hack typist Stephen King (Maine) should not be confused w/ idjit Congress cracker Steve King of Iowa. (Iowa was a part of the French colony of New France.) Nor should Congress creep & terrorist-loving hypocrite Peter T. King of the middle of Long Island be confused w/ typist Peter King of Sports Illustrated. Are we clear on Kings now?

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