Wednesday, June 5, 2013
What's Taking So Damn Long?
Global warming and nuclear arms conflicts threaten the planet,
Bring it the fuck on already! We won't be here forever & we want to be absolutely certain no one else is getting out alive.8 comments:
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By Jeffry Bartash
ReplyDeleteWASHINGTON (MarketWatch) - The increase in U.S. productivity in the first quarter was a bit lower than initially thought and hourly compensation for American workers posted the biggest decline since at least 1947, according to newly revised government figures.
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Productivity, Beaches!!!
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But overall, OF COURSE productivity is increasing. You get that when you replace human workers with robots and intelligent machines...
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that some sort of extremely resistant super-flue is gonna wipe out a huge chunk of the population before we actually get around to blowing the place up. We're due for a good old fashioned pandemic, it's been a while.
ReplyDeleteAnd mikey, if you're still around: It's probably too late, but I finally noticed your comment to me over at Riddled from a couple weeks back and replied there.
"Flue?" Yeah, right -- chimneys are gonna get us! "Flu" of course. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteNon-Contributing, Un-Productive Editor:
ReplyDeleteWe are hoping not only for a very productive epidemic but one that involves flesh-eating so the survivors won't have to spend the rest of their sad existence burying the dead, but will only have to deal w/ streets knee-high in skeltons.
Bone meal's good fertilizer, right?
Need better apocalypse picture.
ReplyDeleteEverybody's A Critic Editor:
ReplyDeleteY'know, we looked at a veritable shitpile of apoca-pix (including the one Weird linked) for an eternity (tried bing, even) but wanted it L.A.-style (bugger N.Y. & the Eiffel Tower) & the clichéd freeway & palm trees were the best we could get.
Not that the picture I linked to was much better. Oh well. I just didn't like that stupid stop sign.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, MERS is looking pretty good.