Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Seeking New Representation

Moving picture Superman V6.x (or so) reviewed:
He spends a lot of screen time immaculately groomed, posing like Christ, and pondering why he’s alone in the universe.
For truth, justice, 7-Eleven® & the American Way.
Is he wearing a snakeskin body suit?
Why we desperately need a new agent: Every day of the wk. we get up, groom ourself immaculately, & then pose while pondering our place in the universe. For hrs. on end. Sometimes all day.

But did we get a call for the rôle? No.

2 comments:

  1. I think the trick is looking good in your underwear (while pondering why you're alone in the universe..).

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  2. OH HAI!

    So we're supposed to wear underwear!!!

    Now you've given us the Sekrit!
    ~

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