Saturday, June 29, 2013

Crime Report

This reporter committed an actual (not thought) crime today, 'though entirely unintentionally & accidentally. As if the judge would give a crap.

And, we are such a bad ass that although we could have uncommitted it we didn't, property being theft & all.

1 comment:

  1. Did you walk off with a bag of wasabi peas from Trader Joe's?

    I won't tell.

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