Pity the baby boomers, blamed in their youth for every ill and excess of American society and now, in their dotage, for threatening to sink the economy and perhaps Western civilization itself.& we're taking you little shits w/ us when we go.
The little shits are screwed anyway.
I don't blame the Boomers, I blame the "silent majority" which put St Ronbo in the White House.
ReplyDeleteThe little shits are screwed anyway.
At least the local millennials will be able to dine on your exquisite corpse when you finally cash in your chips, so you might want to switch to Worcestershire sauce scented soap to help them out.
At least the local millennials will be able to dine on your exquisite corpse
ReplyDeleteSoylent green is m. bouffant?
"silent majority"
The ones who didn't know the history of Philadelphia, MS, but liked the sound of state's rights.
Rapidly Decomposing Editor:
ReplyDeleteOur corpse is going to science, in the form of the UCLA Med School. If med students want to eat us, they can.
Worcestershire is an always-in-the-fridge necessity in our test kitchen. We'll slug some down when we think we're near the end.