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Friday, May 17, 2013

We Are A Shitty Person*

Now we won't have ol' Dick Trickle to make fun of any more.
LINCOLN COUNTY, N.C. —
The NASCAR community was shocked and saddened to hear about the loss of a man they call a true legend.

Richard "Dick" Trickle, who some claim is the "winningest" driver of all time, was found dead shortly after noon Thursday at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Boger City.

It's a place of significance for Trickle's family. His granddaughter was buried there after she was killed in a car accident in 2001.

Deputies say they received a 911 call from the NASCAR driver, but by the time they arrived they found him dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Shot himself at a cemetery. The cemetery in BoogerBoger City. One less trip for the hearse, to compensate for all the crap he pumped into the atmosphere during his racing career?
*This really is news to us, but after making fun of the late NASCAR driver for his name & for offing himself at the boneyard we realize we're actually worse than we imagined ourself. At least we resisted noting the irony of his granddaughter dying in an auto accident.
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2 comments:

  1. mikey18 May, 2013 08:05

    I'm gonna guess that ol' Dick was one helluva tough guy.

    Can you imagine how mercilessly "Dick Trickle" was teased in school? He musta had to fight every damn day.

    I suspect many of the jokes concerned The Clap. That would be my approach...

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  2. Weird Dave18 May, 2013 13:13

    We Are A Shitty Person

    It's all relative.

    Send anyone to a gas chamber lately?

    Invade any countries that didn't deserve it lately?

    Paw through any reporters private phone records lately?

    Buy any cheep crap made by third world slave labor lately?

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