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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Big League Lion

Just curious: Why is Major League Baseball pimping tix for The Lion King?

On a positive note, we no longer live w/in walking distance of the Pantages, & so will not be exposed to the crowds of bloated, 95% Anglo suburbanites that The Lion King attracted to Hollywood & Vine like moths to a flame on its first engagement there. Especially Saturdays, when they bring their awful mutant children to the matinees. Stay in your valleys, suburbians!
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4 comments:

  1. mikey28 May, 2013 17:40

    You don't really need me to answer that question in your lede, do you?

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  2. M. Bouffant28 May, 2013 19:25

    Theatre Editor:
    No, no you don't, but we're cursed w/a logical or rational mind & the connection escapes us. A Damn Yankees revival, sure. If Disney still owned the Angels, it could make sense.

    But is this the right audience? Dudes don't watch The Lion King in their man-caves. (Certainly no doods we know do.)

    All the other adverts we've gotten from MLB in a yr.+ have been for overpriced uniform/cap crap or overpriced view-every-game-ever-on-the-Internet-plan crap. We're confused.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard29 May, 2013 01:11

    Dudes don't watch The Lion King in their man-caves. (Certainly no doods we know do.)

    I'm sure the furries rub one out to it in the privacy of their own homes every now and then.

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  4. M. Bouffant30 May, 2013 15:23

    Eeeeew!! Editor:
    Eeeeek!! Entirely too much speculation.

    Not sure furries qualify as "doods," either. (And certainly not as dudes.)

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