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Thursday, May 2, 2013

America: Eating Its Young Since 1609

No surprise, but now proved; they must've loved the taste (That's what your parents really meant if they told you they loved you.) because they & their descendants have been cannibalizing their children for over 400 fucking yrs.
Relief came in the form of Lord De La Warr*, who sailed into the settlement with food and new colonists. After six months of siege and starvation, only 60 of the original 300 settlers had survived.

"It's somebody doing what they had to do," said Dr Owsley of the cannibalism.
Cannibalism, capitalism. Coincidence?
*Yup. We'd thought Delaware (as in the state & river) had come from the indigenous people of the area. Not quite. History is horrid.
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3 comments:

  1. Weird Dave02 May, 2013 16:15

    It's a good thing babies are cute or we would eat them.

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  2. M. Bouffant02 May, 2013 18:08

    Editor Unloading Them w/ a Pitchfork:
    Only thing holding us back is fear of a poop & pee explosion if we cut into one.

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  3. BadTux02 May, 2013 21:33

    My guess is that a country-western singer of the day had a hit single with "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Dinner"...

    - Badtux the Snarking Penguin

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