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Friday, April 26, 2013

Granite Countertops

On the front lawn. Not a good sign.
If we are gentrified out of this dump we will beat the living fuck (Because we don't [at this time] have any weapons. Also, physical contact is much more satisfying, & makes it very clear to the punished the nature of his/her crime.) out of the new owner, because we'd have nothing to lose, & would get some justice.

Seriously. If the new owner of this dump fucks w/ me I will kill him, her, or them w/ my bare hands. (NB: No first person plural here. I fucking mean it.) Not that I'm above using a blunt instrument. A piece of granite countertop would be extra-funny, wouldn't it? And on reflection, permanent paralysis would be better. Death is too easy for rent-seeking scum who deserve to suffer for all eternity.
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4 comments:

  1. mikey26 April, 2013 17:38

    So in 1986 in Roseville I beat this motherfucker with a tire iron. When he confronted me in court he was in a wheelchair, without the use of his legs. It made me think, what, am I supposed to feel BAD about crippling this fuckhead? I'm going outside as soon as we recess and paint a little wheelchair icon on the side of my car.

    Charges were dropped later that month. Even crippled, the prick wanted to live to see Saturday. Weird...

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  2. Substance McGravitas26 April, 2013 20:20

    Good luck to you, bad luck to The Man.

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  3. Weird Dave28 April, 2013 10:59

    If you see someone riding a fixie move in you're really in trouble.
    Kill that person first.

    I hope they at least turned the hot water back on.

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  4. M. Bouffant29 April, 2013 14:17

    Besieged Editor:
    Water came on last Tues., as suspected, so we're clean (of body) again.

    K-Town has been a "hipster" destination for 10 yrs. or so, & now it crawls in our "adjacent" direction. There's a nest of them in a bldg. across the street.

    mikey sometimes worries us.

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