Shit & Piss, Again

Poop your way to Mars:

But their greatest health risk comes from exposure to the radiation from cosmic rays. The solution? Line the spacecraft's walls with water, food and their own faeces.

I Piss On Your Grave

Or your Orange County Museum of Art. Whichever's closer.

Every so often, a spray hose inside the massive canine unleashes a fountain of yellow paint onto the wall of the museum. The fake pee dribbles down the wall to pool on the ground, where curious museum-goers appreciate it with the classic but is it art? posture.

OK, it beats the stupid L.A. County Museum (of Art)'s rock.