Saturday, January 26, 2013

Homeland Security Report

On Friday afternoon, an Iowa gun dealer closed out the week by becoming the sixth person shot at a gun show. The man claims he was “showing off a .25 caliber pistol he thought was unloaded when he slid the action of the gun.” The gun was not unloaded, and a bullet went through his left palm.
You betcha we trust a clown like that to keep America safe from a tyrannical (yet apparently not well-armed) gummint, spree killers, home-invading darkies & armored (if not armed) deer, pheasant & other dangerous wildlife.
After this incident, police found a second loaded weapon on the wounded gun dealer’s table.
Once again, America gives us shit we couldn't make up.

3 comments:

  1. If I may repeat myself, an armed society is a polite society.

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  2. His T-shirt says molon labe, but his actions say "moron, lame".

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  3. Jeezus. I have carried loaded weapons for half a century and somehow have managed to NEVER discharge one unintentionally, or shoot anyone who I didn't actually intend to shoot.

    It becomes increasingly obvious that the easy availability of weapons is a terrible social experiment that is causing untold suffering. There is NO upside to this insane approach to firearms ownership policy....

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