IHOP is bringing back their annual free pancake day on February 5, which is notorious for its long lines, enthused crowds, and massive stacks smothered in flavored syrup.Massive contradiction two paragraphs later:
The offer is for one free short stack per guest
Journalism is dead.
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All pancakes, all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd, too, I can't speak for anyone else here but not only do I not have an iPhone, I don't believe I own anything from Apple.
Stand in line for an iHOP short stack? I'm thinking probably not. I can whip up a few pancakes here if I feel like jacking up my blood glucose levels to legendary heights...
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ReplyDeleteZackly. We have a box of Ralphs pancake mix & a US$40.00 Calphalon griddle, 'cause not even we can eff up pancakes.
We're so pure we don't even have iTunes, let alone any hardware from those Apple fucks. (Do have Quicktime, but that's an unfortunate necessity.)
And waddaya mean, journalism's dead? That was the most useful story published anywhere in the last wk.
It's ok, I own enough Apple©®™€£ products for all y'all.
ReplyDeleteAlso: I am willing to give the poor and homeless a pass for waiting in line for free IHOP pancakes. Anybody else: WTF is wrong with you? It's IHOP! It's PANCAKES!