Tuesday, December 11, 2012

War On Clackamas

Ha ha. Couldn't resist.

AP reports murder at the mall:
PORTLAND, Ore. — A gunman opened fire in a Portland, Ore., area shopping mall Tuesday, killing at least one person and wounding an unknown number of others, sheriff's deputies said.

"We believe there's at least one deceased and maybe more," said Clackamas County sheriff's Lt. James Rhodes.

Rhodes said he was still trying to get more details about the situation at the Clackamas Town Center, but the gunman was "neutralized." He said he wasn't sure whether the gunman is dead.

Authorities were going store-to-store to secure the scene, but Rhodes said there was no indication that there was more than one gunman.
When will you idiots learn not to consume?

2 comments:

  1. Had a slightly different response at my joint. But much more cussing.

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  2. Now!! Better than shock therapy.

    (Sorry about the spam but this, somehow, seemed appropriate.)

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