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Friday, November 9, 2012

Where Was Jesus?

Remember this guy, who went from a mere 200,000 signatures on his Internet petition to 1,600,000? Where'd he & his 1.6 million voters go? Really, what happened? Was it the skewed polls?
Missing in action.
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8 comments:

  1. Weird Dave09 November, 2012 23:33

    Here's another one

    I sure hope 2,186,986 people voted for Jesus.

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  2. mikey10 November, 2012 08:30

    I think I see the problem - dood's an imposter. If you're gonna run around claiming to be a messiah and a prophet who is a Palestinian born in Bethlehem you probably shouldn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. I mean, what's his next story going to be, that his ancestors were freed slaves?

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©10 November, 2012 11:22

    Isn't he supposed to be carrying a gun?
    ~

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonald10 November, 2012 12:09

    And riding a dinosaur?

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonald10 November, 2012 12:10

    Jesus looks like a Doobie Brother.

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  6. zombie rotten mcdonald10 November, 2012 12:11

    I was unaware this was a Christian song.

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  7. mikey10 November, 2012 13:40

    He's got one o'these under that robe.

    http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Miami_Vice_-_Season_2#Ithaca_37_Stakeout

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  8. M. Bouffant12 November, 2012 20:09

    Musical Editor:
    Ah, Mekons = V.U. - heroin + Limey.

    Where were you back in '72?

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