Sunday, November 4, 2012

That Whirring Is Just Tolkien Spinning

Those flotation devices will keep you afloat for 10 mins. max., but you'll be frozen shark food in five.

2 comments:

  1. That was horrible.

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  2. Travel Editor:
    No Atlas Shrugged II, but those poor Kiwis, their own gummint is making them all hobbits, like it or not.

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