Also, can't get their figures straight.
Renowned artiste Glenn Beckput an Obama bobblehead in a glass jar, “urinated” into it, called it art and is now selling it for the low, low price of $25,000. (While Beck initially claimed to have peed into the jar, it is actually beer, according to MSN.)Fuck this shit, Bugger is acting up, & we are far beyond giving a fuck about it or anything else.
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The artwork/publicity stunt will soon be on sale for $250,000, just in time for Christmas. Make the staunch First Amendment supporter in your family filled with glee by putting ”Obama in Pee Pee” in their stocking.
Glenn Beck is nothing if not classy.
ReplyDeleteBTW, sorry I have not been around to comment much lately. I've been pretty spotty about visiting everybody, but I recently realized I've been even shittier about visiting you...which sucks, 'cuz you always link to the best (most horrible) stuff.
ReplyDeletefor beer, it's awfully clear. Must be Lite or some swill like that.
ReplyDelete"The Horror!" Editor:
ReplyDeleteOh. Puh. Leeze!
A) We aren't taking attendance.
B) What w/ a life, creating stuff beyond some dopey web log (also your not-dopey web log) & a family composed of dudes & animals (Same deal?) you have plenty of not mere excuses but actual reasons not to wander by at all.
Don't beat yourself up on our acc't., OK?
C) Not at all the rich tones of "Piss Christ." Our guess is watered down juice of some sort. Or water into white wine.
ReplyDeleteAh, I appreciate your understanding. These days you pretty much have to have a pants-pooping, foot-stomping fit to get my attention...and oddly most people are not willing to do that.
So is anyone outraged? Anyone?
ReplyDeleteI'm a little pissed that the batteries on my wireless mouse went dead and I have to wait for them to recharge.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't call it outrage though.
I wonder if the president will invite Beck over for a urine summit.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking idiot Beck is. Who the fuck cares about his fake piss and a doll?
ReplyDeleteFree Speech for Stupid People Too Editor:
ReplyDeleteNoticed some outrage. Because eBay stopped the auction.
Beck is just not trying anymore. I mean that's just lame. He's got a blackboard in the background but it's all neat and tidy. Those rubes are not going to fleece themselves...Oh yeah, they will.
ReplyDeleteWell, of course eBay had to stop the auction. He fraudulently claimed it was urine, when it was only really weak beer. They have rules about that kind of thing.
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