Sunday, October 21, 2012

Only In These United Snakes

Or should that be United Skunks?
FREEDOM, Pa. (AP) — Police say a costumed 9-year-old girl was accidentally shot outside a western Pennsylvania home during a Halloween party by a relative who thought she was a skunk.

New Sewickley Township police say the girl was over a hillside and wearing a black costume and a black hat with a white tassel. Chief Ronald Leindecker says a male relative mistook her for a skunk and fired a shotgun, hitting her in the shoulder Saturday night.

Leindecker tells the Beaver County Times that the girl was alert and talking when she was flown to a hospital in Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. Her condition was unavailable.

Leindecker says the man hadn't been drinking and he doesn't know whether charges will be filed.

5 comments:

  1. USA! USA! USA!

    P.S. Why the fuck would you shoot at a skunk outside your house...you love the smell??????????
    ~

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  2. United Skunks.

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  3. The man hadn't been drinking....

    just fondling his gun.

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  4. Nine-year-olds can be difficult to endure so...

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  5. Parricide Editor:
    Get your nine-yr. old before she gets you!

    Guns need lube too.

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