Saturday, September 8, 2012

Stop Lying to Yourselves

Why you should believe us when we tell you that everything is made of shit & you're all dying.
It’s called “depressive realism.” Sharot writes, “If you ask mildly depressed individuals what they expect in the upcoming month, they will give you a pretty accurate account. If you ask them about their longevity or the likelihood of having a certain illness, they will give you correct estimations.”

4 comments:

  1. But worry not - they give us pillzzz...

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  2. To put it another way, I would rather be a pessimist who is, at least occasionally, pleasantly surprised than an optimist who is constantly disappointed.

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  3. Maniac Editor:
    "mildly depressed"?
    The official County of L.A. Mental Health Dep't. diagnosis is bi-polar, but anything resembling mania manifests as (entirely justified) rage & the urge to kill.

    Pillz don't work. They're just part of the vast conspiracy to keep us & people like us from murder, which only fuels the rage.

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