That, of course, caused me to imagine them actually having sex. In my imagination I went with the missionary position, and he kept ripping her face and gouging her eyes with that lethal nose and pounding on her with that big head. At the end he rolled over and went to sleep and she died. Not the best fantasy I've every had.
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That, of course, caused me to imagine them actually having sex. In my imagination I went with the missionary position, and he kept ripping her face and gouging her eyes with that lethal nose and pounding on her with that big head. At the end he rolled over and went to sleep and she died. Not the best fantasy I've every had.
ReplyDeleteThanks, MB...
Head-Candling Editor Solicits:
ReplyDeleteAnd how did imagining this make you feel?
Well, to be honest it left me with an odd craving for a grease-soaked artificial 'taco' and a chocolate shake. Is that wrong?
ReplyDeleteWell, to be honest it left me with an odd craving for a grease-soaked artificial 'taco' and a chocolate shake. Is that wrong?
ReplyDeleteNot a thing.
Inertia Editor:
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't ten exceptionally dull & familiar blocks we'd be at the local ourself.