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| In this May 16, 2012 photo, Rose Dimov serves lunch at the Tilted Kilt, in Tempe, Ariz. The Tilted Kilt is part of a booming niche in the beleaguered restaurant industry known as “breastaurants,” or sports bars that feature scantily-clad waitresses. (AP Photo/Matt York) |
Here's the part (One of several, actually.) where you throw up in your mouth a little. Or a lot.
Titties yes, but ..."We believe in feeding the ego before feeding the stomach," he says. Or as the website of the mountain lodge-themed restaurant states, "Twin Peaks is about you, 'cause you're the man!"
As if Ms. Dimov is sporting a natural hair color."We want to be very PG-13," he says. Its "class in all things" motto also means servers can't have tattoos, piercings or dyed hair.
Rose Dimov, a 22-year-old waitress at Tilted Kilt, says her job is no different from any other waitressing gig; make guests feel special and ensure they have a good time. As an aspiring ballroom dancer, she also says she's not fazed by the revealing outfit that comes with the job.
"Going to a restaurant should be an experience," Dimov says. "We're entertainers."
And here's where you throw up not just in your mouth (Cover that keyboard!):
Spectacular! Talent!The owner of Tilted Kilt is just as frank. "We hire only spectacular talent," Lynch said. "They have to fit into that costume."
How much is Around-the-World fries and a Happy Ending burger?
ReplyDeleteOh, forget I asked. More than I can afford.
ReplyDeleteNow it's Hooters Lite to the rescue of the "beleaguered" industry?
ReplyDeleteWomen: not a market.
Barf.
ReplyDeleteA whore by any other name?
Plastic blow-up dolls just don't do as good a job dodging the ass-pinches while balancing the trays of beer, otherwise they'd use them instead of live human women.
an ASPIRING ballroom dancer?
ReplyDelete...that lucrative ballroom dancing field.
Hey, it takes talent to look like such a vacuous empty-headed blond bimbo while taking people's orders.
ReplyDeleteWell, it takes talent to actually get the right order to the right person at the right table, anyhow. Not that most of the horndogs who patronize this kind of sleazy near-strip-joint care about the meat on their *burger*.
I don't go to Hooters, and don't intend going to one of these places either. If I want nice-looking meat and a burger I'll go to In'n'out, where the meat came from cows the previous day.
- Badtux the Vacuous Penguin
Bread & Meat Ed:
ReplyDelete"In-N-Out, In-N-Out, that's what a hamburger's all about!" Hey, wait a minute. That doesn't sound right.
Must admit, ballroom dancer is an interesting aspiration, & implies she may be not a complete drone.
I believe Aunt S. speaks from experience. Surprised more dishes aren't accidentally dropped in certain laps.
Actually, this is a very late post, but Rose is indeed a natural blonde and she is now a professional American Rhythm ballroom dancer! Look it up. Sometimes what you read is true and she did indeed work hard to accomplish her dream. Bravo to her.
ReplyDeleteActually, this is a very late post, but Rose is indeed a natural blonde and she is now a professional American Rhythm ballroom dancer! Look it up. Sometimes what you read is true and she did indeed work hard to accomplish her dream. Bravo to her.
ReplyDeleteEntertainment & Nausea Editor:
ReplyDeleteGood for Ms. Dimov. I guess America does work (for attractive blondes).
Crikey, can't believe this is three yrs. old!