Samples from the brackets of the Internet Dickbag Tourney that had us making appreciative noises.
Guy Who Bears An Irrational Hatred of Dubstep But Isn’t Quite Sure What It Is vs. Guy Whose Only Opinion About Music Is That It Hasn’t Been Any Good Since 1982
Guy Who Claims To Really Hate Furries But Also Knows An Alarmingly Large Amount Of Details About Them vs. Guy Who Quotes Immanuel Kant When Talking About Giant Robot Cartoons
Guy Who Gets An Erection At The Mention Of The Apple OS vs. Guy Who Says There’s No Reason To Say That PCs Are Inferior Just Because They Crash A Lot And Are Buggy And Don’t Work Very Well
ReplyDeleteI don't know anyone like these people!
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I like furries.
ReplyDeleteAlthough on the down side, furry porn is kinda boring.
Hmmmm...TMI?