Saturday, April 28, 2012

Upcoming Personal Appearance

We don't like to give our fans much notice as to where we may be too long in advance (for various reasons we won't get into right now) but today you might see us here. The truly lazy, or those keeping their carbon footprint low, may watch from home. (If you do see us, don't fucking bother us: We don't give autographs. Thank you.)

3 comments:

  1. No autographs? I wanted you to sign my shiny bald head.

    Have fun, old chum!

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  2. Surprised Editor:
    Oddly enough, autograph demand was zero.

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