Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Wanna Buy A Grunt
W/ A Third-Party Check?

LAObserved is on a roll, so we're helping ourself from their bag of goodies.
This came in yesterday, trying to capitalize on the Rush Limbaugh slut controversy and the right-talk host's loss of advertisers:

"Despite the public outrage, Brandon Wade, the founder & CEO of SeekingArrangement.com – the world’s largest sugar daddy and sugar baby dating website – announced his decision to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show for the first time...."
We're getting the impression that Limbaugh's show may end up replacing the adult ads on Craigslist.

[suddenly, following research] Oh damnit to all hell, beaten again, but we don't mind, for the phrase "douche-centered business model" alone.
these businesses have a douche-centered business model that really could benefit from reaching out directly to the angry misogynists that have kept Limbaugh's coffers flowing with illegal Viagra and Cuban cigars.
Essentially making Rush a, well ... pimp. As illustrated by sexist pig FZ.Hey, we're a little tipsy & we want to hear some tunes. Be happy we're sharing, rather than shutting you out as we usually do.

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