Sheesh, Lalo, just stay outta B.H. We do, & we couldn't be any whiter unless we were red-headed.Standing While Brown: A white lady tried to get me to valet her car
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Afterwards, I finished up [sic] networking and headed outside to leave. As I waited to get my car in front of the host restaurant in Beverly Hills, you’ll never guess what happened: A white lady tried to give me her car valet ticket. Twice.
You’ve heard this story a thousand times before; it’s a Latino cliché. Or is it a tradition?
Anglo person assumes brown person is a worker, there to serve them.
An old Chicano chestnut goes something like this:
I’m a Mexican-American, am married to a white woman, and I was mowing our lawn in front of our nice, big home. A white lady pulled up in a car and asked, “How much do you charge to mow a lawn?” My answer: Nothing. The lady of the house lets me sleep with her.
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Saturday, February 18, 2012
New Verb?
To valet?
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